OK, ladies, bet I can make your eyes roll. I just read in Redbook Magazine (Sept. issue, I think) that there's a good reason to hang onto the seeds you scoop out of your kid's jack-o-lantern this month.

Turns out pumpkin seeds are a "sexy snack."

Here's what Redbook had to say about the slimy seeds:
"Less pricey than oysters but nearly as potent, pumpkin seeds are loaded with zinc, which keeps testosterone levels and sperm counts high."

Eyes rolled back yet?

Yeah, cause what we need are men with more testeosterone and higher sperm counts.

Who are they writing this stuff for?

Pumpkin seeds? Are you kidding? You want to get me in the mood, do the dishes ... fold the laundry ... mop the floor ... clean up the pumpkin seeds stuck to the kitchen floor ....