Today was my daughters' Thanksgiving Day program at the preschool. Since both kids are in preschool this year (one in 5-day, one in 3-day), I had two adorable, construction-paper-turkey-headband-wearing girls to watch.

This is the third year I've watched the preschool Thanksgiving Day program and there are five things that ALWAYS happen:

1. At least one child starts crying and refuses to enter the church when they see the crowd of parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins bearing digital cameras and videocameras.
2. Someone will pick their nose extensively.
3. At least one girl will lift her dress and show the entire audience her Dora the Explorer underpants.
4. Someone's construction-paper-headdress will fall down over their eyes.
5. At least one child will try to eat their macaroni necklace.

This year, my little one was responsible for 3 out of the 5. I'm so proud.

But, truly, it will make for a hilarious scrapbook page because, of course, being the good mother that I am, I caught it all on film.