I got a new desk calendar for Christmas -- Wild Words from Wild Women -- filled with quotes from famous women in history. Today's made me laugh out loud -- and had a real element of truth to it too, so I thought I'd share it:
"I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?" -- Maria Bamfod, humor headliner
Yes...now that's what I really need.

