Apparently, I've been living under a rock (or, more likely, I've just ignored all the Mattel recall hub-bub figuring it was alarmist, well...hub-bub), but a friend sent me a link to this site and I realized that there are many of these toys residing as Cassa Cass -- including the Barbie with the dog that poops (though...most of the "poop" is now in my vacuum cleaner bag), the Silly Elmo, Dora figures and a couple of the big Polly Pocket playsets.

So, now I have one more thing to do -- wade through this list of toys and then try and locate all the toys and figure out what to do with them and blah, blah, blah.

How exhausting and irritating.

All I can hope is that it is precisely this kind of shoddy work that will bring work back to the United States were we do things the right way.

Hello Mattel -- I'm talking to you. How much is your cheap foreign labor costing you now? Good luck repairing your image with millions in advertising after you spend millions replace all those toys.