It's Super Bowl week which is why Kurt Warner was asked today about his wife. Twice.

And why Troy Polamalu probably will answer more questions about his hair during tomorrow's Media Day than about the Steelers' coverage schemes.

In the spirit of the week, here is my list of the Top 10 dumbest questions on Super Bowl Media Day:

1. Asked of Patriots QB Tom Brady: "What is your purpose in life?"

2. Asked of Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?"

3. Asked of Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"

4. Asked of Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?"

5. Asked of Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"

6. Asked of 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"

7. Asked of Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"

8. Asked of Cowboys G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"

9. Asked of Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"

10. Asked of Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"

-- John Dudley